July 18, 2009

Silly Saturday - Redneck Humor

Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . ..

but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say:
"I gotta leak in my sink"
and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck..

(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed...


When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?

"Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park... The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of 'em."
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? '

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh
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That’s all folks!

31 Random Sassy Comments:

Stacie said...

LOL now these cracked me up! Have a great Saturday!

Mr. Condescending said...

Hah these were terriffic! I am absolutely infatuated with trailer people, and these just made me so happy >tears<

Wendyburd1 said...

Those are so horrible but so funny!! Thanks for following me!!

Martha in PA said...

Too funny! I can't decide which one made me laugh hardest!

Thanks for stopping by for VGNO!

otin said...

FUNNY, FUNNY stuff! I live in a very redneck state, so some of those pictures are not that shocking! HAHA!

Hit 40 said...

Does your family know that your took these pictures while you visited last week? And did you get to sleep on the bus?

Granny Annie said...

Actually the Tidy Cat mailbox is a pretty good idea. We live in an area where the high school football players get bored and drive around the country roads bashing mailboxes. You wouldn't believe what it cost to replace a mailbox. I know what I'm doing next time. My second favorite was the Rockwell Redneck Thansgiving! Great pics.

Mother Mayhem said...

Snort. Scream! BWAHAHA! The one about the redneck murder had me in stitches, then I read about the redneck toothbrush... :o)

Justine said...

OMG, some of these really had me cracking up! I love all the hot dogs on the rake!

Justine :o )

Mommy Jamie said...

Those are hilarious! I think some of those are my cousins!

I am Harriet said...

Hey- I'm offended.
Where did you get my family photos anyway????

ThatMommy! said...

rofl. i think i might have peed a little ;)

Just Breathe said...

Funny! Thank you for sharing.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Fun fun stuff. I especially was amazed at the underground school bus. How'd they do that?

kyooty said...

love those!

Bren said...

The sad thing is - I bet if I drove around a bit I would find a red neck garden and mailbox within the immediate area! VERY FUNNY!

michelle said...

OMG. That's not right. Especially the baby duct taped to the wall. But it did make me laugh out loud. Hard to imagine those are REAL photos. Too funny.

Anya said...

GREAT GREAT SUPER GREAT shots :)
It give me a BIG smile !!
Fantastic :)

Unknown Mami said...

I love the swing! Too funny.

Trudy said...

Those are great!

Debbie said...

These were a riot! Loved them. Of course, I think I've seen most of them in real life.

WPMomOf2 (jen) said...

ha, freakin' hillarious!!!

Kathy B! said...

These are hilarious!!! I especially love the redneck timeout. I'm afraid to say that I've considered something similar (very briefly) on a particularly bad day!

Stacie said...

Stopping back again. Was going through the MCB Networked Blog list and was making sure I was following you. I am now. Have a great weekend.

Yaya said...

Oh my gosh these are too funny!!!!! The hot dogs on the rake? Priceless.

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LMAO awesome :) the time out OMG poor kiddo! awesome post!

Casey said...

I saw these the other night but was in too much pain to comment (hurts to type). I could really use that wheelchair about now and that litter carton mailbox does make sense. Maybe I'm turning into a redneck!

lina-happy family said...

Hi, Stacy... nice to know you and nice to be here too... They all are very funny... I most like the redneck time out!

Medora said...

I've been wondering what to do with those cat litter containers . .

Anne said...

That was really fun! Thank you for sharing.

Megan said...

Ohmygosh! Hahahahahahahaha!! These are HORRIBLE...Horribly FUNNY!!

The last one? The Redneck Sleigh? Hahahahahaha! Oh man! Kyle is NOT allowed to put something like that on our house for Christmas. LOL