In the Kingdom of Princess Nagger, Dragons should fear not as the Princess will welcome all kinds of Dragons into her kingdom, even if you happen to be the fierce looking two-headed variety:
She will disperse hugs willingly, without being put off by the toothful scowls on your faces, nor the deadly-looking claws on your hands and feet:
And prepare to be played with endlessly. No knight in shining armor will strike you down, as you will be fiercely protected by the Princess Nagger herself. She will be proud to call you 'friend'.
Since Princess Nagger was the perfect companion for my doctor's appointment on Tuesday (and since I had bribed her into said perfect companionship with a trip to Toys R Us), while roaming the aisle-ways looking for the perfect horse to buy to torment Dada with, she spied the two-headed dragon. Suddenly her mission to secure a horse for tormenting disappeared. She preferred the fierce looking two-headed dragon instead. Yes, it makes a Mama proud. ;)
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