October 31, 2009

Silly Saturday - Happy Halloween!












HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY


Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.



34 Random Sassy Comments:

Heather @ Not a DIY Life said...

Oh, these are HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! Thanks for the laughs this morning!

Vodka Mom said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning!!!

I loved it.


and tweeted it. :-)

KIKI said...

Very Funny! Have a Spook-tacular Day!

Vodka Logic said...

Thats great. Very funny. xx

buffalodick said...

Good jokes! Have fun tonight...

Justine said...

The cat's ass was the best!

Boo!

Justine :o )

Sherri @ Luv a Bargain said...

Those are great! LOVE the kittie butt!

Happy Halloween!

Mrs4444 said...

I LOVE the PPPE cartoon-Awesome!! :) Happy Halloween!

Mrs Cooper said...

Love the dictionary. You are so on top of things. Have a great weekend.

U R U! said...

Those were great...I may have to copy and paste them to save me some time. :o)

Insanitykim said...

I would laugh at one pic/comic and then laugh even more at the next! I think the "Anger Management" witch was my fave and, that cat one, is that even possible???

Have a great day!!!

Yaya said...

Lol! 'it was inevitable' love it!


Happy Halloween!

Brian Miller said...

still a little zombied myself this morning...that poor cat! imagine the scrubbing it took to get that off! happy halloween!

Just Breathe said...

Great pictures. See you got one of the emails I got!

Kim Tracy Prince said...

Hello, I enjoyed reading your series of Miracle Baby posts this morning! I'm here from the SITS Saturday thingy.

Candie Bracci said...

happy Halloween!The cat was funny!:)

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LOL Happy Halloween!

Kristina P. said...

So funny! Happy Halloween!

Debbie said...

These are a riot! I am particularly fond of the one of the cat!

Secretia said...

All those cartooms are wonderful. We saw a full moon recently, when the plumber fixed our sink. It was awful funny, and awful.

Maggie said...

Awesomeness! :D

Happy Halloween!

blueviolet said...

That cat is just too funny!

What a fun Halloween post. Every one of them made me laugh.

sheila said...

ah hahhhaaaaaa haaaa! That is an AWESOME post! lol!

I love the cats ass pic, omg, so so so funny! ha ha ha ha ha

CatLadyLarew said...

Best cartoons I've seen in a long time! That cat's ass is spooktacular!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

What a very fun post. You made my Halloween.

Jenners said...

Thanks for the laugh! Happy Halloween!

Jenners said...

Thanks for the laugh! Happy Halloween!

Anne said...

I hope you had a very happy Halloween (and even more important, I hope PN had a great day). I loved your cartoons.

LT said...

Oh Ha Ha! Those are all so awesome I can't even pick a favorite one! Hope you had a great Halloween!

Kelly said...

funny, Funny, FUNNY!

Sara said...

OMG LMAO at the Bobbing Apples! Or should it be Boobing Appled? Hahaha!
Stopping by from SITS to say HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Casey said...

OMG, that poor cat's butthole got painted.

Joy said...

"Don't drink and fly" - LOL

Stopping over from SITS Halloween Parade :o)

Printing Postcards said...

Haha~ The vocabulary is really funny. And so are the photos! Hope you had a great Halloween! :)