December 14, 2009

The One where I was Channeling my Inner Gordon Ramsay


Saturday night we went out for my Birthday Dinner.  Since hubby had some gift cards for Red Lobster and usually the experience is fun even for Princess Nagger, that's where we decided to go.  Besides, I had a craving for lobster tail, and normally the lobster there is excellent.

Usually.

I also love salmon, since I hail from the Pacific Northwest and you get the best salmon there.  Granted, here in Southcentral PA it's a little harder to obtain a decent salmon, but you take what you can get.

Red Lobter's menu has changed - and not necessarily for the better.

The first thing we noticed was the removal of apple sauce as a side dish.  Why in the world would you remove something people both young and old enjoy?  Princess Nagger opted to not have any sides with her meal, especially since her only choices were baked potato, mashed potatoes, rice or broccoli.

No spuds or rice for the Nag, and of course no mini trees.  Apple sauce would have been a welcome side dish, but 'The Man' at Corporate did away with them.  Why?  We may never know.

One of their new menu items is a Maple Glazed Salmon.  Sounded delicious to me - so I ordered that with a Maine Lobster Tail, knowing full well that I would be taking home a doggy bag.

Our appetizers and drinks came in record time, quickly followed by our salads.  Then we waited.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Our server stopped by when she noticed we were getting a bit restless and assured us that our meal would be arriving shortly.

What she didn't say was that it was on a slow boat from China.

Finally our plates arrived - hubby had ordered two entrees because he's one of those lucky ones that can eat his weight and his weight will not change.  Yes, I'm jealous of that annoying trait.

My lobster tail looked rather small and a little ratty, and instead of the normal 'fluffed from the shell', the shell was brutally split in half and the lobster meat was still securely attached to the inside of the shell.  I picked it up with my fingers and showed hubby across the table:  "Does this look 'fluffed from the shell' to you?"  He grinned and shook his head, and I noticed some disapproving looks from other patrons for my obvious disregard for table manners.

I eyed my plate and noticed that the scoop of rice pilaf was carelessly tossed onto the plate and very sparse, and the piece of salmon seemed incredibly small.  Not only has Red Lobster taken away some excellent appetizers, side dishes, entrees and desserts, but it appears they've minimized their serving sizes as well.

I wrestled the lobster meat from the confines of the shell and was a bit disappointed by the tepid temperature, but we had waited so long for our entrees I wasn't going to let it stop me from enjoying it.  Besides, the equally tepid melted butter complimented each bite.

Then it was time to try the new menu item - the Maple Glazed Salmon.  The Maple Glaze had to be brought, because it was 'forgotten' initially.  Why would you call it Maple Glazed Salmon when it really isn't glazed?  It's an overly sweet sauce that comes in a separate little cup to be added by the diner.  Made no sense to me.  I suppose that way each individual can dictate how much of the sweet glaze you actually want on your Salmon, but whatev.

I took the first bite in anticipation and choked, frantically grabbing for my ice water and taking a few large gulps.  The consistency of the salmon was like extra dry jerky.  If I had taken a bigger bite, I might have been dancing in the aisles begging for someone to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on me.  It was that dry.

My Bahama Mama was more than half gone and my water was empty before our server finally stopped back by.  Hubby and I used this free time to share our observations of the  lack of garnish on the plates, the poor presentation of the food in general, and the overall portions looking meager.

We were channeling our inner Gordon Ramsay.


Good thing I wasn't going to be critiquing this meal for any reason.  Well, except blog about it, of course.

When the server finally came back to check on us, I let her know that the salmon was extremely dry.  Which really was an understatement.  She kindly offered to replace it, and whisked the offending salmon jerky away.

A short time later you'd think word had gotten out that Gordon Ramsay was sitting at our table.  Maybe our conversation about "Chef Ramsay would never stand for this" put them on high alert.

Not only did the Assistant Manager stop by and apologize profusely for the salmon, but the Manager stopped by and apologized and said he'd personally be bringing my replacement salmon shortly.  Hubby mentioned that his skewered shrimp was also extremely dry, but he didn't want it replaced because he had plenty of food to keep him happy.

About ten minutes later, the manager stopped by with a fresh salmon for me.  It looked much more moist and tender than the first one did, so I took a small bite to taste it.

My taste buds were overwhelmed by the excessive amount of salt the salmon had been inundated with.

We're talking saltier than the saltiest salted pretzel.

I took another small bite just to make sure I hadn't gotten a bite with an extremely large chunk of sea salt stuck to it, and the second bite was equally as salty.  Way too salty to eat.  The third small bite a little further in from the edge confirmed that it truly was inedible.

The Assistant Manager stopped by with the server to check to see how it was, and I felt bad telling them it sucked, but suck it did.  It was downright awful.  The poor salmon had been drowned in salt.  They were very apologetic and whisked away the offending salmon to see if the third time would be the charm.

The Manager stopped by again apologizing profusely for the problems we were having with the dinner, and said he'd be comping both our dinners for the inconvenience.  We told him that wasn't necessary, they were doing their best to make it right, but he insisted.

Finally my replacement salmon was brought out jerky-free and salt-free.

And undercooked.

Chef Ramsay would have had a fit.  I smiled and said thank you very much and nibbled on the cooked outer edges then asked for a box to take it home with me.  I figured maybe it would finish cooking if I reheat it in the microwave the next day*.  I just didn't have the heart to tell them it still sucked pond water. 

I did ask the server if there was someone new in the kitchen - apparently there's a guy who only works on weekends, and once-in-a-blue-moon he's Grill Master.  He's not very experienced (or very good) at Grill Master. 

Meanwhile, Princess Nagger wanted dessert, so she ordered strawberry cheesecake which she'd never had before.  She loved it.  The dessert menu is sadly lacking since they got rid of some of their top selling desserts (like my favorite Banana Foster Cheesecake), so hubby and I opted to not have dessert.

The manager was true to his word and did indeed remove my meal from the tab, as well as one of hubby's entrees.  We made sure we tipped the server based on what the original total would have been, because it certainly wasn't her fault the food wasn't cooked the way it should have been.

Word to the wise - check to see if they have a Grill Master on site if you decide to try the new Maple Glazed Salmon.  Because if they don't have a Master, you don't want to order it.  And if you have a Nagger of your own that looks forward to the apple sauce as a side dish, bring your own.


*I did reheat the salmon in the microwave yesterday, and it turned into dry jerky like the first salmon - which means they must have zapped it in the microwave to heat it after it was forgotten about (the long wait) or because it was undercooked the first time. 





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36 Random Sassy Comments:

Vodka Logic said...

I have seen a million ads on tv for Red Lobster but swear they don't exist as I have never seen one around where we live.

Guess I am glad now... Living in Massachusetts I am readily able to get great lobster and cringed as I read what you received. Salmon I don't care for but do like other fish and that sounds dreadful. i would get a coorporate number and call... tell them you're a blogger. ;)

Martha in PA said...

I'm so sorry your birthday dinner was less than FABULOUS. I have not eaten at RL in a few months, but it used to be a favorite.

I hope you have a good week!

Annie said...

I am so sorry you endured all that!! I usually just LOVE red lobster. It is so unfortunate that you happened to go when the bad grill master was there. And you were more than gracious. That was wonderful of you to be so kind in your post!

I hope you have a great week!!

mo.stoneskin said...

Blimey, what an ordeal. And saltier than the saltiest salted pretzel? Now that really is salty.

I'm normally the type to just choke it down and not cause trouble but if I was there I would have caused trouble, big trouble...

otin said...

That is so disappointing when you are looking forward to a night out at a favorite restaurant and the food is not up to par!

Al said...

How horrid,
Congrats on keeping your cool!

I had a similar experience recently with a very overpriced meal but really ordinary meal. It is so hard to stay polite when they just don't get what service should be.

Anne said...

We don't do Red Lobster for the reasons you mentioned. We had a similar experience (although I never received my food). The manager gave us a gift card to come back but we never went. I am sorry it ruined your birthday!

Secretia said...

I never order lobster because no place gives you one that is large enough to fill you up, and it's so overpriced.

Secretia

June Freaking Cleaver said...

We last went to Red Lobster last Spring. I can get better stuff at Captain D's, or at home.

We won't be going back.

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Steven Anthony said...

I havent been to a red lobster in almost two yrs, and from the sounds of it I havent missed much...

hope your next night out goes better

peace

☼¨`*•.♥Rocío♥.•*¨`☼ said...

Oh Girl! I am so sorry about ur dinner!
Red Lobster is one of my favorites places =( but I stopped going because I felt in love with Texas Road House =D

Raven said...

I'm sorry your bday dinner sucked pond water. I had no idea Red Lobster had gone so downhill. I'll have to remember that the next time my daughter mentions wanting to eat there.

Have a great day!

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collinskid said...

I have had similar experiences at our local Red Lobster-menu changes, sub-standard food, long waits, it is just not worth it anymore. I visited one not too long ago, and was reminded why I had not been there in so long. I was hoping that it had gotten better-NOT!

Sorry your birthday dinner was not better, maybe another time.

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mommytoalot said...

My gosh that sounds famiular. I love ..or rather used to love Red Lobster..but it's been rather crappy as of late. The service slow and the food cold...and ya.salty..
and we are in CAnada..what gives??

Brian Miller said...

that is horrible...i usually like red lobster, and my wife has the recipe for the biscuits, which are to die for...had a bad experience like that with a steak place that was all out of medium rare steak for the night...i could get it well done though, so i guess they nuke as well...never been back...

Lady Mama said...

Sorry to hear your birthday dinner was bad! I've only been to Red Lobster once, years ago. It's disappointing when you go to a favourite restaurant and things have changed for the worse.

Sprite's Keeper said...

That stinks! The only thing I've ever liked from Red Lobster was the cheddar biscuits, but since John is allergic to shellfish and I can't eat it, we never really have a reason to go.

buffalodick said...

Something I learned after 30+ years of taking customers out to lunch- when you eat out, go to lunch! It's the same meal you pay more for at night, the higher seniority (experienced!) people work 1st shift, and the service is always better! Happy Birthday!

diane said...

Thank god you were with your family, at least that part of your birthday was great. I can't remember the last time I've been to a Red Lobster, there was one in Willow Grove. I used to LOOOOOOVE Seafood Shanty, but they went out of business years ago. It's impossible to find really good seafood these days.

kyooty said...

oh no, so much for a "birthday" meal. I cook almost everything myself because I can't stand how others cook. LOL

Kristina P. said...

That's so unfortunate. The last time we went to RL, we didn't have a great time either.

Jan said...

Thank goodness they comped your meals - which they should have, so I'm glad the manager insisted.

I hope you'll get to go somewhere else for a "makeup" birthday dinner. Phooey on Red Lobster.

Nancy Campbell said...

Not cool, RL, not cool. I'm glad to hear that the server go a full tip, despite the suckitude of the grill "master."

I hope you have a much better meal somewhere soon.

Kelly said...

I used to look forward to Red Lobster, but the last few times (two or three times in 10 years!) it has always been disappointing. The last time I swore it was my last time. More plate than food and what food was there was really sad.

Sorry about your dinner!

Justine said...

Are you crazy???? How could you be that patient and understanding after the SECOND serving sucked? Forget the gc's, I would have DEMANDED they comp the meal... not waited for them to decide. How long were you sitting at that table?
I've also heard that RL has really upped their prices. I haven't been to one in years and years.

Justine :o )

Melanie's Randomness said...

Omg. This sounds so typical of Red Lobster. I love Red Lobster & my family used to go there all the time but about 15 years ago they really stopped caring. I know they get tons of patrons everyday but yeahhhh there is alot of problems in this chain of restaurants. Awww. Yeah Chef Ramsey needs to step in STAT!

Jennifer Juniper said...

I haven't been to Red Lobster since I was pregnant with my 11 year old son. It sucked on that day and you know prego aversions? I could never go back!

Jack said...

I gave up on Red Lobster. Too many issues with wait staff and food that disappointed me.

Mrsbear said...

Growing up, Red Lobster was the place to go. We celebrated only the most significant achievements there. Ha. I've stopped going altogether because the last two or three times, the food has just been vile. Really. I don't get out often, when I do I want to really, really love my food. Not just accept it as being edible. Sorry you had such a lousy meal, at least they were nice about it...

Menopausal New Mom said...

How disappointing your dinner sounded. I've only eaten at Red Lobster once and it wasn't that great then. Sorry it was not up to your expectations and yes, removing apple sauce from the menu was a dumb idea, obviously a decision made by someone without children. At least you didn't have to clean up after like you would have at home so I guess it wasn't all bad!

Beth Dunn said...

Happy birthday! sorry the dinner was a bit of a disappointment. xoxo

SC

Maven said...

That must have been so incredibly dissapointing!

I haven't been to a Red Lobster in years but when last I went it was still good.

I love that you channelled your inner Ramsey though.

And Happy birthday!! I hope your day was wonderful!

Casey said...

First off, Happy Birthday! Sorry I missed it, I've been a slacker.

I'm glad I don't eat seafood, especially after reading this post. What a drag that your entire meal sucked. Well, except for the cheesecake. You can't go wrong with cheesecake. I hope the rest of your bday went well!

Just Breathe said...

Happy Birthday. Sorry about the meal from hell!

blueviolet said...

This didn't come up in my reader yesterday! I was wondering why you didn't post!

How horrid! I thought Red Lob was consistently decent. What a shame that you had such a crappy experience!!!!

It was supposed to be your special birthday meal. :(